Anyway, about two years into the Pretty Sing Me A Song Say Merry Of Soul River Shirt estrangement. He sent me an email with a Bible verse at the end. I looked it up – it was from the Prodigal Son story. But it was specifically the line where the sun falls at his father’s feet and apologizes for having been a terrible son. That shit was one of the best things I’ve ever seen on the Internet. I can’t imagine having your own family hate you that much. He’s just sitting at home with his wife and kids …well I not his kids they hate him too, just sitting at home watching it by himself and seeing that ad come on TV like “Fuuugghhck”. “Well, she’s been on this whole ‘murdering black people for no reason is wrong’ and ‘people being jealous of your money isn’t a real problem’ kick lately. Commies, am I right? I was really hoping she’d turn out to be as big of a selfish sociopath as me.
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